true story:
I once was said to be a Kicker for the Huntsville Vipers at a strip club... in reality, I knew some guys who played for the Vipers and we went out... i'm far too small to pass for a football player, so that means: I had to be the kicker, lol
even funnier story, I saw a girl I once knew working there, lol(note: this strip club was on the other side of the state)
that might be the same night I woke up in Cullman in an apartment(note: i'm not from nor do I know anyone in Cullman, lol)
that trip was one big circle across the state...
and I was joking about the drugs, but I mean I had to come up with something to coax the strippers back to the hotel and I mean a trail of cocaine would work better than anything